Okay, so SG and I were out tonight to have a nice dinner of Spanish Tapas and some drinks and then we wandered over to the local Romantix (yes– fetish light, but its also right there). We did buy one of these babies:

http://www.edenfantasys.com/anal-toys/anal-probes/metal-worx-mr-smooth

And I’d put the link to Romantix, but they don’t have it on their website (or they might, but they don’t have a search box on the site and I’m not willing to look through every single page…), anyway, nice stainless steel anal stimulator. And we got to talking with the gal behind the counter who showed us the neon-wand (next gen violet wand) and played with the attachments.

And then she asked, “Oh do you like leather?”

The raised eyebrows must have clued her in because she went and got a sample of a lubricating cream she’d gotten at the “lube” class (apparently Romantix has classes for their employees to learn the products). She warned us that it’s not for use with silicon or rubber or such. It’s oil based and not all that “whatever” free. Then she opened the canister and held it out. 6″ away you can’t smell it. Up under your nose, like we were…

“UHHHHHHHHHHHHHnNNNNNNNN.”

It smells like leather. It smells like leather a guy has been wearing out at Folsom for an hour. Heated up to body temperature and a little beyond. They didn’t have any at that store for sale, but I’ve come home with my little stainless steel toy and then got on line to buy that shit.  If you love the scent of leather, you will like this:

ID Him Lubricating Cream Leather-Scented >> Oil-Based Lube.

Excuse me now, I have to go upstairs and play….