Yeah, you know them. The ICanHazCheezburger and IhazHotDog sites. Mine, mine are a little more basement humor.
Starting off the pack is People of Walmart Honestly there are some scary weird folks out there and they all tend to show up at (as the mom of one of the spawns’ friends calls it) Valdemort. It’s freakier than being in a Denny’s at 2am…because at that hour in a Denny’s you expect crazies that crawl out of the wood work. These, these are allegedly the NORMAL people.
Lurid Digs critiques the decorating styles of the men who post nekkid and nearly-nekkid picks of themselves on gay dating sites. You know the ones with enough teddy bears in the room to establish a complex; pink walls contrasted with tubs of children’s toys, Pampers and the wedding picture on the mantel; where the only decoration is a life sized unframed poster of Barbara Streisand staring off a gray wall (watching you fuck your boyfriend in the ass); or the collection of ALL versions of the Enterprise lined up on the waterbed headboard where you’re managing a threesome.
We have Accidental Dong . As their blog states, “It’s happened a million times. You draw an innocent little sketch for a friend or family member, only to realize moments later, “Crap. I just drew a Godzilla-like penis in front of Grandma.” Well my faux phallic friends, this blog is the home for all those wayward wangs out there. Send in your own accidental dong pics and share their squiggly, misguided joy with the world.”
For the piece day resistance (and you must say that phrase with the obligatory hillbilly drawl) there’s Why the F*** do you have a kid? All the babies sucking on shot guns, mom’s snapping inappropriate cell phone picks while junior watches on and slam drinking by five years olds cheered on by parents that you can handle. And this is our future folks.